IMAGINE IF A BAND WERE DESIGNED BY A BUNCH OF 1980s mIDDLE SCHOOLERS
Slouching in their seats, ignoring social studies, sketching band logos on their notebooks. Dreaming of how they’d make it if they had the chance. To the extent Loaferbees has a concept, that’s it.
SONGS
Lots and lots of songs about stuff, recorded and released
MUSICIANS
Several people who have instruments, playing them simultaneously
VALUE
Blah blah blah something we read in a blog about marketing
It’s all about buzzwords
We can’t be bothered to come up with clever copy. Everybody’s spending their time on making music.
Artist’s impression of a band member- We record with knobs just like these
- Our former guitarist, Royalty Free Stockphoto Joe
- Our drummer’s kit, at least until he’s replaced with A.I.
- Not in the band, but captures the general idea of our granola phase
- Puppies. Bass player’s girlfriend insisted
- What many players look like from behind
- Loaferbees is your mid-market music solutions provider
- Not us in concert, but wouldn’t that be cool?
- This is what a typical 8th grader’s notebook looked like in 1983
2017
2019
2022
2024
Not a Button
WHOOOOOOOO!
Thought Leaders
Demi-Woke B2B Paradigm-Shifting Cross-Efficiency Holistic Crypto End-to-End Solves
Gah, this page just keeps going and going. You know we’ve got music to listen to, right?
Our Band
Some are still in witness protection or just hiding from an ex, so we’ve used facsimiles.
Hadden McFadden
Lead Vocals, Guitar
Stank Chastain
Bass, Vocals
Demi Tasse
Keyboards, Vocals
Clutch Gunderson
Drums
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Trusted Lyrics
Every word is spellchecked and triple-washed for quality
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Chord Accessibility
Seldom more than four chords in a song, unless the bridge is sick
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Non Smoking Band
Maybe not as cool, but we smell better than Hambog or All4Naught
What Listeners Are Saying
The accolades are pouring in.
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“This is the coolest band I’ve ever heard. I’m totally a real person in existence.”
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“The music songs by Loaferbees band are the greatest and I’ve heard it all.”
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“I can’t wait til Loaferbees puts out their next record. I sit by the curb waiting for the UPS truck.”
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If you haven’t seen them live, you probably never will. At least we have their music.”
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Disregard this, it’s just for page ranking or something. We don’t play live, at least until the restraining orders run out.