GARDEN VARIETY ROCK BAND

IMAGINE IF A BAND WERE DESIGNED BY A BUNCH OF 1980s mIDDLE SCHOOLERS

Slouching in their seats, ignoring social studies, sketching band logos on their notebooks. Dreaming of how they’d make it if they had the chance. To the extent Loaferbees has a concept, that’s it.

SONGS

Lots and lots of songs about stuff, recorded and released

MUSICIANS

Several people who have instruments, playing them simultaneously

VALUE

Blah blah blah something we read in a blog about marketing

It’s all about buzzwords

We can’t be bothered to come up with clever copy. Everybody’s spending their time on making music.

2017

2019

2022

2024

Not a Button

WHOOOOOOOO!

Thought Leaders

Demi-Woke B2B Paradigm-Shifting Cross-Efficiency Holistic Crypto End-to-End Solves

Gah, this page just keeps going and going. You know we’ve got music to listen to, right?

Our Band

Some are still in witness protection or just hiding from an ex, so we’ve used facsimiles.

Close-up of a Tattooed Man Holding a Board on a Mugshot

Hadden McFadden

Lead Vocals, Guitar

Chewbacca of Star Wars

Stank Chastain

Bass, Vocals

Demi Tasse

Keyboards, Vocals

Red and Black Robot Statue

Clutch Gunderson

Drums

1

Trusted Lyrics

Every word is spellchecked and triple-washed for quality

2

Chord Accessibility​

Seldom more than four chords in a song, unless the bridge is sick

3

Non Smoking Band​

Maybe not as cool, but we smell better than Hambog or All4Naught

What Listeners Are Saying

The accolades are pouring in.

“This is the coolest band I’ve ever heard. I’m totally a real person in existence.”

Dohn Joe
Professional Music Listener

“The music songs by Loaferbees band are the greatest and I’ve heard it all.”

Giardia SMITH​
Instagram Stalker

“I can’t wait til Loaferbees puts out their next record. I sit by the curb waiting for the UPS truck.”

Jenzi demographikos
Fortune 500 CEO

If you haven’t seen them live, you probably never will. At least we have their music.”

Kiernan dekalB​
MySpace Power User

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Disregard this, it’s just for page ranking or something. We don’t play live, at least until the restraining orders run out.