This is the page where we

Put
The
Music

Please have your ears ready and your speakers on. Or earbuds, whatever.

Look at this Fancy Audio Widget

All you gotta do is click on the button thingy (these ones work), and sweet succulent sound flows forth from the interwebs.

What Members Are Saying about our Productivity

These people are very impatient and have no idea how hard it is producing music when you’re working two jobs and also being a fugitive.

“It sure will be great when they get a few more tracks on here.”

Sparky O’Hastings
Impatient Critic

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Latin commentator

Fans Ready
To Rawk

These fans are sizzling on the hype fam no cap express. That’s what the kids say these days. At least the ones at our last show, who were admittedly old enough to be middle management.

INSET: This is Cindy and Marissa. When they shut down their laptops at 5pm on Friday, they turn up the Bluetooth speaker to 6 and bring out the White Claw.

Find More
loaferbees Music

Somewhere on this page as soon as we make more.

Until then…

About The Music

All our tracks are cruelty-free, stereo, digitally recorded in front of a live studio audience, pasteurized for your comfort, and awesome.

Tempo

We have a wide range of BPMs available, from somewhere around 80 to upwards of 130 we’re told.

Keys

Seems like a lot of songs in G, but there’s some A, a couple E’s and sometimes late at night, a D major 7.

Instruments

We’ve got it all. Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, and singers. There’s literally nothing else.

Amazing Partners
& Sponsors:

If you know somebody who is fond of putting large sums of money at risk, the music industry is a perfect place to send them. Here are some of the patrons who turn us down repeatedly:

Our Reach Is Global,
our Pockets Local

You could be anywhere, and we’re over here. That’s so cool.

Anyhoo, here’s a thing where you can donate to the band so we can pay our speeding tickets and medical bills (we’re Americans). Every tier includes access to all our music, publicly available on every streaming service.

Nice Handout

$99

Full Catalog

(Includes Spotify, YouTube, etc)

Hearty Thanks

(No groveling, but genuine gratitude)​

Big Smile​

(Socially Distanced, a little bit forced)​

Amazing Gift

$149

Full Catalog

(Includes Spotify, YouTube, etc)

Audible Gasp

(Includes making big eyes)​

Wild Gesticulation

(Drawing attention to your generosity)​

Huge Grift

$249

Full Catalog

(Includes Spotify, YouTube, etc)

Full-on Hug​

(None of that side-hug crap)​

Next Child Named After You

(Or pet if you prefer)​